just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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