brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
only if we run a train.
done.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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