i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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