Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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