We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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