Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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