I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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