That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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