when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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