Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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