Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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