the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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