My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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