yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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