At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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