There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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