Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
