the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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