She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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