I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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