Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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