i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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