You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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