ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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