i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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