Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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