Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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