omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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