what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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