His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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