They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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