First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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