Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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