One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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