i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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