your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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