i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Let's get the cat blown out
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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