In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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