Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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