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Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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