Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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