Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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