Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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