Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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