Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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