gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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