Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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