Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
