its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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