I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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