I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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