I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just forgot I was standing up.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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