HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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