they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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