Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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