I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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