well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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